Singer-songwriter-priest Sinead O'Connor's long search for a man to jump her bones has finally ended, but she won't reveal the identity of the fella.
Sinead's quest was first made public in August by the singer herself, who even declared that her sex life, “is so dire that inanimate objects are starting to look good". However the 44-year-old mother-of-four is now back in business, after finding her self-proclaimed "Dr Feelgood in the morning." Oh god...
"Silence will now ensue as there is much love-making to be done," wrote a delighted Sinead in a blog post over the weekend in reference to her new man, of which all we know about him is that he's from Guatemala and evidently has his own unique standards.
The Irish Sun this morning elaborated further, with quotes of Sinead saying "He sent me a present. First arrived a package with something very shiny and very expensive in it. Then there were the flight tix to Las Vegas. What can I say, I'm just too f***ing gorgeous,"
Considering that the singer admitted to having a "hot date with a banana" in August, we're happy for her but please, please Sinead - stop talking already. In other Sinead O'Connor news, if you can't get the image of the singer, in the nip, out of your head and have €10,000 to spend, then you may want to plonk your cash down on a nude portrait of the singer. Or you may not.